Showing posts with label Languages. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Languages. Show all posts

May 20, 2011

Linguistic Evolution - Species Evolution

How languages evolve and change is fascinating to think about. Lately, research shows that language evolution may actually be similar to species evolution. Sound too far-fetched? Two main opposing arguments state the following:

Group 1: Evolutionary change is gradual
Group 2: There are sudden jumps in evolution, separated by long periods of stasis.

As with all things scientific, both have their own merits and reality may involve a combination of the two theories. Mark Pagel at Reading University in England suggested a few years back that approximately 1/5 of evolution change occurs in sporadic patterns when new species form. This, Dr. Pagel and colleagues assert, holds true for languages as well. In a published  edition of Science, it states that languages evolve in a way that is interestingly similar to the way species evolve.

Historical proof can support this claim with the language used in this post: English. English went to dramatic changes within a span of a few hundred years. For instance, if anyone has ever read works from the Middle English era (Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales being the most classic example), the average English speaker finds the text incomprehensible, finds it as practically foreign in fact. This is 14th century. Of course, certain language aficionados and English majors may still understand it without the help of an interpreter, but pick a random bloke off the street and ask him to read Chaucer in its original form and I assure you, he will have a hard time reading it!

Fast forward two centuries to Shakespeare's time. Shakespeare, on the other hand, is much, much easier to read for even the average John or Jane Doe on the street. All right, maybe s/he can't understand everything, but it's much closer to Modern English, what I'm typing right now, than what Chaucer wrote two hundred years before Shakespeare. Why so?

Dr. Pagel also looks at other languages, further distanced from English, examining the three major branches of the linguistic family tree: African Bantu, Indo-European and Austronesian. Whilst one can clearly understand how the branches connect to each other, pinpointing when the splits actually occurred proved to be difficult, if not impossible. In fact, the impossibility of finding exact moments of language cleavage supports Dr. Pagel's theory, that language evolution goes through jerky jumps that occur when a new language evolves - just like theory on how animal species evolve.

His theory turns out true since languages, based on current evidence, do not slowly, gradually "drift apart" and split, but rather, the splits occur abruptly and violently. These abrupt language splits account for 1/3 of difference in African Bantu languages, 1/5 of differences between Indo-European languages and approximately 1/10 of Austronesian languages. These figures compare with 1/5 of differences resulting from abrupt evolutionary splits for biological species.

Evolution, for languages and species alike, is thusly an active process. Necessity to adapt to new environments and to avoid crossbreeding account for major reasons triggering evolutionary splits. For language, on the other hand, it seems more likely that cultural needs to distinguish a certain group plays a larger role, rather than a biological one. Compiler of the first American dictionary, Noah Webster  stated, "as an independent nation, our honor requires us to have a system of our own, in language as well as government." Basically, groups, tribes, villages, nations, etc., wanted to create a proper identity, so that if you don't speak the way the group does, the group can label you as an outsider.

Today's Random Picture: 
Speaking of evolution, perhaps he's a mutant? The "real life" version of Magneto from the X-Men, perhaps? =P 

Ivan Stoiljkovic poses for pictures with cutlery stuck to his chest in front of his home near Koprivnica, some 100 kilometres (62 miles) north of the capital Zagreb, May 12, 2011. Ivan, 6, has an extraordinary talent: the ability to attract metallic objects -- from spoons to heavy frying pans -- to his body. He is said to be able to carry up to 25 kg of metal stuck to his torso. Ivan's family also claims that his hands can emit heat and his mysterious ability has also given him healing powers. Medical checkups so far have reaped inconclusive results. Picture taken May 12. REUTERS/Nikola Solic (CROATIA - Tags: SOCIETY ODDLY)

May 14, 2011

How Speech Patterns Sway Opinions

The best way to persuade someone to do as you wish is to speak moderately quickly, pause frequently and not be too animated, US researchers suggest.

The study analysed just under 1,400 calls trying to persuade people to take part in phone surveys.

Those who spoke very fast, did not pause or were too animated were least successful.

A UK language expert said it showed "it's not about what you say, but how you say it".

The University of Michigan Institute of Social Research study used recordings of introductory calls made by 100 male and female telephone interviewers at the institute.

They looked at the interviewers' speech rates, fluency, and pitch, and then at how successful they were in convincing people to participate in the survey.

Those who spoke at a rate of around 3.5 words per second (moderately fast) were much more successful at convincing people to take part than those who spoke very fast or very slowly.

'Too scripted'The researchers, led by Jose Benki, an expert in the psychology of language, said people who speak too quickly are often seen as "out to pull the wool over our eyes", while those who talk very slow are seen as "not too bright or overly pedantic".

The study, funded by the US National Science Foundation and presented to the American Association for Public Opinion Research, also found people thought too much variation in pitch "sounds artificial" and "like people are trying too hard".

Finally, the team found interviewers who paused frequently - around four or five times a minute - were more successful than those who were fluent.

The team suggest they sounded "too scripted".

Dr Rachael-Anne Knight, senior lecturer in phonetics at London's City University, said prosody - the rhythm, stress, and intonation of speech - was key to how what people say is received.

"These features can give us a great deal of information, including how the speaker is feeling at the time and how they feel towards us, the listener.

"For example, we have all experienced situations where someone's words could have been taken a number of different ways, but their tone has offended us, hence when people remark 'it's not what he said, it's the way that he said it'.

"Speakers aren't always aware of the different ways in which their prosody can affect their message, so this research is useful in that it identifies some practical ways in which people trying to get others to participate in telephone surveys might improve their success rates.

"It might also have applications to the service industries, and potentially to all kinds of real-life situations".

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May 11, 2010

Xenoglossophobia


I discovered a new word today: Xenoglossophobia: the abnormal fear of foreign languages.
I didn't think it was possible to be afraid of such an intriguing thing as a foreign language, but I suppose there are phobias for everything, from amaxophobia (the fear of riding in a car) to zemmiphobia (the fear of the great mole rat). Speaking of languages, I should go back to studying them, so I'll keep it short and leave you with a cartoon. 

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May 06, 2010

Love is Deafness


I assume most people are familiar with the expression that "love is blindness". When you're in romantic "love" with someone, you fail to see their flaws and see only the positive traits and are "blinded" by love. While I don't believe romantic love with a significant other can last for more than a few years (5 years would be the maximum, I'd say, in terms of the psychology and scientific explanations, since release of neurotransmitters adrenaline, dopamine, oxytocin, serotonin, vassopressin, etc. all return to "normal" levels after as early as 2 or 3 years but also as late as 5 years) I never thought that it could be the same for languages. As in a previous entry, I noted that language learning is like being married. My love affairs, flings, and short-lived romances with foreign languages I never married and my eventual polygamous marriage to the current languages I'm learning are extremely parallel to the psychology behind human relationships!

I find this realization fascinating. English is my native language so I suppose this language isn't a marriage at all. It's perhaps like a mother to me. I don't love in romantically, but I do appreciate the language and I love English when it's spoken not with an American accent, but with a foreign accent (British, French, German, Irish, Polish, Romanian, Russian). Swedish and Korean were my "second" languages, due to my ethnic background. I was exposed to these languages since infancy, so these are like my "siblings". My siblings in real life I love dearly (in a platonic way, of course. Kar and Ken know I love them =) Love you guys!) But as for my language "siblings" my feelings for them are pretty neutral. I don't hate them, but I do feel appreciative of them and find them interesting sometimes. Needless to say, I do not feel "passionate" about either language.

Then come the real "foreign" languages in my life. Spanish was an arranged marriage. At one point, I hated Spanish since I was being forced to learn it. After having spent a good chunk of my academic life and sacrificing countless hours to learning it, I feel an obligation to be "married" to it. It would be a waste of time and energy if I were to forget it or "divorce" it now. In fact, I've really come to like the way "Castellano" sounds, perhaps because my roommate in New York was a Spaniard from Madrid? I'm not sure.

French was my first love. As a 5-year-old at the JFK airport waiting for my father who was coming back from his military assignment in Germany, I first heard French as an airport announcement while with my pregnant mother and infant brother. The soothing sounds of French enticed even my puerile ears. "What language was that?!" I asked, fascinated by my new discovery. 
"That's French," she replied, while putting a hand over her 8-month pregnant belly. 
"Oh!" I exclaimed. I didn't say the rest aloud, but I clearly remember thinking, Wow, I want to learn French! After this airport discovery, I rummaged through our family library to find an old atlas, looking for France on the world map, discovering its capital, learning about the Eiffel Tower... 

It took 13 years to finally learn French and go to France for the first time. My first few years of being "married" to French were wonderful. It was like a childhood dream that finally came true. Everything about the language captivated me entirely and I devoted innumerable hours to it. My love for it felt endless and limitless. Meeting French people and speaking French with them made my heart beat faster with excitement. These were the blissful early years. 

Now I've come to realize this excitement is gone. It's now been nearly 5 years since I've been "married" to French and the initial burning passion I have for French seems to have waned to a flicker. No longer do I feel so excited and my heart doesn't beat any faster at the prospect of speaking it. Perhaps it's even further killed by the fact that I live in France where everyone speaks it. Not only that, but I've come to realize that French isn't always so beautiful as it sounded to me before I learned it. I love Parisian French. The Parisian accent is by far my favorite. The Alsatian accent (I live in Alsace) in French does not sound very nice. Most people speak standard French here (especially the younger generation) but the older generation and people from villages have strong Alsatian accents which I find unattractive. Québécois, the French spoken in Canada, sounded beautiful when I didn't know a word of French. Now, I really dislike this accent. Sometimes even standard French sounds unattractive depending on the speaker and the way it's being spoken on the streets. Before, everyone who spoke French seemed to me to have beautiful voices and spoke beautifully. Now, I find some peoples' voices to be annoying at times. Before everything sounded beautiful, now, now that I know French relatively well, it doesn't always sound so beautiful and it's a little sad that this initial passion is virtually gone. 

It's not just French either. German was the second language I married for love and even with this, my passion is slowly waning. Before I knew a word of German, all German speakers sounded the same. Now, it's not the case. I know which accents in German I like the best. Standard German I still like very much and I definitely like the northern German accent and the Eastern German accents the best. The southern German accents (Baden-Württemberg and  Bayern being the most notable examples) and the Austrian accents are not very attractive to me anymore. Sadly, the city next to Strasbourg, Kehl, is in Baden-Württemberg... so they all speak German with a rather unattractive accent.

What is insane about French and German now is I even have a preference for people speaking with a French or German accent in English! I didn't think this was possible, but it is. For instance, a Parisian speaking English with a French accent sounds a lot better than a Marseillaise speaking English with a French accent. Sound insane? Maybe. It's worse for German, actually. I really like Germans from northern/eastern (esp. Sachsen) German who speak English with a German accent but really dislike the German accent when someone from Baden-Württemberg or Bayern speaks English with their German accent. All Austrian accents and Swiss-German accents, in both German and in English with German accents, don't sound very nice to me. Strange, since I'm not as picky with French when it comes to the Belgians or Swiss speaking French. But with German, I've developed extreme preferences.

Actually, in the past few months, I've come to realize that my love for Russian has surpassed my love for German. I'm still a beginner in Russian so that passion and excitement is still strong and burning. Everything is so different in Russian that it's fascinating. It's different from French in that while I loved Russian and that's why I decided to learn it, I didn't love it as much as I loved French when I started it. It was my 3rd favorite language when I initially attempted to learn Russian, resulting in the lack of motivation at first and my on and off relationship made it difficult to make progress, especially as I focused on my French or German. Last year, however, I realized I'd begun to like Russian more and more. The more I learned the more it became interesting. It equalized in terms of interest level with German and now I'm sure that I prefer Russian over German. I mean, French was so easy to learn (for me, it was the easiest language I've learned so far) that while I felt satisfied in the early stages, that feeling of satisfaction is virtually gone now. Russian is a little different. It's so hard to learn that I sometimes wonder why I'm so masochistically attracted to this language. Still, the satisfaction level is amazingly high, higher than it ever was with French.  It makes me wonder, though, will I also develop such preferences for Russian once I speak it well? Five or ten years from now, will the passion I have for Russian die just as my passion for French?

Don't get me wrong. I still love French. But the feeling of being wildly and "madly in love" is gone. French is still my favorite language but my love for French isn't growing anymore. Meanwhile, my love for Russian has been steadily increasing. I'm a little afraid to admit it, since I've loved French for such a long time (nearly 18 years) but I think it's a possibility that maybe in the future, my love for Russian will surpass my love for French.

As for Italian, I used to love it almost as much as Russian when I started out but my love for it hasn't been increasing or decreasing and it's been pretty level. Satisfaction levels for Italian are not that high since it's not so difficult to learn, especially not after French and Spanish. I love it a lot more than Spanish, but less than French, Russian, and German.

Maybe I'm just an extremely picky person when it comes to serious relationships, whether with a human or a language? For instance, I even have preferences for the genders of speakers. My favorite speakers for each language are different. For French, I really prefer French when it's spoken by a woman. I don't know why, but it sounds nicer when a Parisian French woman speaks French than a Parisian man. Even in English, I prefer listening to a Parisian Frenchwoman speaking English over a Parisian Frenchman. The language sounds so much nicer to me when it's spoken by a woman. For Russian, I definitely prefer it when it's spoken by a man. I don't have accent preference or anything but I just like it when it's spoken by a man with a nice voice. For German, I prefer it being spoken by a man from northern or eastern Germany. Italian, I prefer when women speak it. I'm not fluent enough to have accent preferences, but I usually prefer listening to Italian being spoken by a woman rather than by a man. Spanish, I guess I just prefer anyone from Madrid over any other city. I'm pretty gender-neutral when it comes to Spanish since it wasn't out of love that I started this language. My preference for the Madrid accent probably comes from the fact that I lived with a friend who spoke with that accent.

Hm, I'm actually not picky but I'd prefer the term sound-sensitive. Out of the 5 sense, if I were forced to give up all other senses and keep only one sense, it would be to have my sense of hearing. Sounds are amazing. Music is capable of stoking emotions. Languages can seduce you. For me personally, the extent of what can be expressed through sound and speech is astonishing. I know I'm not alone in this since my siblings agree with me. They might not choose the sense of hearing over all other senses (the sense of sight is more important for some. For me, the sense of sight comes second after hearing, so sight is also very important), but they're also very sound sensitive. Both my siblings want to date people with a nice voice, in addition to nice looks. I suppose for me this has evolved into accent preferences within language preferences, while it's not the case for my siblings.

Today's Random Picture: 
Rodent Dumbo? Still pretty cute =)

May 01, 2010

Xenomania on Hold


After much deliberation and lost sleep over my most recent dilemma, I've finally made a decision about whether I'll travel the world or stay put and learn languages (and in turn, finish my studies). As the title of the entry suggests, I'm going to restrain my xenomania for the time being since my love of languages is greater than my love of traveling. I realized this as I thought about when and how these passions developed. 

My love of languages goes deeper into my past than my love of traveling does. In a way, my interest in foreign languages inspired me or led me to discover the world, develop a sincere and profound interest in other countries, and created my second passion for traveling. It was a tough choice to make since a significant part of me (like 49.99999%) is deeply hurt by my decision and still wants to defenestrate everything (figuratively) and travel the world. Still, the very slight majority wins since this isn't something I can split very evenly. After all, it's sort of a winner-take-all situation. I can't hitchhike around the world for a few years AND finish my studies at the same time. That would be impossible. 

What I do know is that at every opportunity I WILL travel in attempt to satisfy my other half. Every winter, spring, and summer break accorded to me during my studies, I will try to travel as much as I can. Summer break tends to be longer, so I suppose if I get enough scholarships or I work as a teaching assistant, I'll be able to have enough money for plane tickets to "far away lands". A bittersweet decision... I can't say I'm completely happy, but I'm happy as I can be, given the circumstances. 

Today's Random Cartoon:

April 29, 2010

Weirdest Phone Call Ever


This entry will be much more lighthearted than the past couple entries =).

Imagine you're a Muscovite, perhaps back from work, on a otherwise normal Wednesday evening. Then you get a phone call. You answer the phone to hear this:

Добрый вечер! Извините, но у меня есть вопрос. Когда я говорю по-русски, можете ли вы мне сказать, из какой я страны?
(Good evening! Excuse me, but I have a question. When I speak in Russian, could you tell me, which country I am from?)

After hearing that my accent in Russian was неизвестный (origin unknown), I was determined to figure out what other Russians had to say about my accent... except it wasn't always objective. Russian speakers have always known I was from the U.S. and those whom I asked in France randomly have only guessed "French" or "I don't know." Equipped with an international phone card, after receiving the country code and Moscow area code number, I set out to discover objective answers to my question.

Unfortunately, most of the numbers I attempted to call didn't even exist or no one answered the call. The handful of people who did answer the phone either laughed, reprimanded me, were completely confused, or engaged in a friendly conversation with me. Two people said they couldn't name a country I was from, of which one old woman laughed at my question saying she couldn't even guess since there were many countries where people spoke Russian. (This actually made me very happy since she didn't guess the possibility of me being from a non-Russian speaking country!!!) Some people sounded very confused... their confused responses and intonation forced me to stifle my giggles. One very old man was actually extremely upset and angry at me! He thought I was a Russian kid playing pranks since, through his angry, rapid Russian being pelted my way, I understood phrases like, "Что?! Из России! Что ты хочешь?! Где твоя мама!" (What?! From Russia! What do you want? Where is your mom?" The rest of what he said, I didn't understand until he angrily hung up. But this didn't really upset me at all, actually. He thought I was a Russian kid, which means my accent isn't that strong! Yay!

Thus far, the tally is: 
Canada - 1 person
Canada/USA - 1 person 
Russia - 1 person (The old man who thought I was a Russian kid)
USA - 2 people
Uzbekistan - 1 person 
"Unknown"/неизвестный - 2 people

Uzbekistan?! That was the funniest response of all, I think! I did manage to entertain a few 3 to 5-minute conversations with some of the people who guessed that I was from the U.S. After I said, "Да! Вы прав! Я американка" they started talking in English, at which I responded. One such random person said that the phone call was probably one of the weirdest things to happen to him. Hm... I guess he might be right. How would you react if you got such a phone call? Would you be angry? Annoyed? Surprised? Disgusted? Amused? Confused?

I still have some credit left on my phone card, about 5 euros or so, so I might try calling a few more random numbers tomorrow to get a better/more complete tally =D. I haven't done this (calling random people) since I was a child! I feel like a little kid again, except, what I'm doing now is very different from what I did when I was 7 or 8 years old, when my friends and I would call up random people in the U.S. and ask things like "Is your refrigerator running? Then you'd better go catch it!" 

UPDATE
Canada - 1 person
Canada/USA - 1 person
Russia - 1 person (The old man who thought I was a Russian kid)
USA - 3 people
France - 1 person
Uzbekistan - 1 person
Poland - 1 person
Africa - 1 person
S. Africa - 1 person
Yugoslavia - 1 person
"Unknown"/неизвестный - 5 people


I called a few more people and used up my phone card credits! Poland??? Yugoslavia??? LOL!!! There was an old woman, who guessed I was American, who gave me her cellphone number and said she'd show me around Moscow should I come to visit!!! Then there was a Russian student who studied French-Russian translation (the one person who guessed I was from France),  who also gave me his cell number and told me to feel free to call should I visit Russia. Sweet! This is why I love people.

Today's Random Cartoon: 

April 25, 2010

Traveling versus Languages


I always say that I have two passions in life: foreign languages and traveling. Never before have I had to choose between the two... never before until now. One thing I do know for sure right now is that I'm not going to stay in France. After that, my life is a complete blur. So far, I've decided that I won't go to South Africa for my mom's sake. She would worry herself sick and my mother is not getting any younger and I think I'll do my best not to make her worry any more than she already does from now on. Lately, I've been feeling really guilty about making my mother worry. Despite our stark differences, polar opposite priorities, and frequent disputes over the phone, my mother is still my mother and for that reason I love her. That leaves the schools in the UK and the U.S. to choose between.

This, however, is not the only problem now. Recently, I've come to realize that my two life passions are violently clashing with each other. With the money I've saved up, instead of studying, what I really want to do is travel the world until I run out of money. Considering the way I travel (hitchhiking, sleeping outside in tents, train stations, airports, on floors/sofas/futons of random people's houses), this could be anywhere from 1 to 3 years that I'd be traveling around the world. Up to present, I've been to 40 countries, which leaves me 79 countries to visit. If I do end up traveling around the world for 1 - 3 years, I think I'll make great progress to complete my goal of visiting at least 119 countries to visit before I die.

One problem: my other life passion would be stabbed nearly to death if I follow through with my plan to travel the world. All those hours devoted to learning languages will have been in vain since even after just one year of no exposure, I know my German, Russian, and Italian would suffer tremendously. My Korean and Swedish, I realize, will probably stay the same - absolutely no progress made but not terrible damage done, since, after all, those are languages I had exposure to before I was 10 years old. French and Spanish I'm not terribly worried about, since they're at a level advanced enough that even after a year of going without daily review, they won't become dramatically worse. Not only that, but there are many more countries in the world (where visas are not required) where French or Spanish are official languages or where these languages are spoken.

Language-learning is like romantic relationships, at least for me. First you hear a language and you like the way it sounds. You flirt with the language, perhaps you engage in a short-lived fling with the language (as was the case with Swahili, Slovak, Serbian/Croatian, and Japanese). Then if, after the initial flirtation, you realize you not only have an interest, but a love for the language, you really devote yourself to the language. Essentially, you get "married" to the language and you devote some time to this relationship every day and you never stop learning a language until the day you die (just like how in marriage ceremonies they say, "until death do us part"). In this case, I am in a polygamous relationship with multiple languages - I am married to my many languages and they are the sole reason, the sole factor holding me back from throwing everything else aside and fulfilling my desire to discover the world. Thus the dilemma. Which is stronger? My love for foreign languages or my love for traveling? Should damage my marriage to my languages by traveling the world only to attempt to heal the damage done after my foray around the globe? Or should I stay in my language-marriages like a devoted wife should?

Today's Random Picture:

March 04, 2010

Multilingual Message


This is a message for food handlers allegedly found in Hawaiian restaurant. Can you identify all of the languages? =)

Today's Random Quiz:
Your Superpower Should Be Super Speed

You're quick witted and fast to act.
You're mind works at warp speed. From your perspective, everyone else is living in slow motion.

You get so much done, people have accused you of not sleeping.

Definitely not a couch potato, you feel a bit crazy if you're not busy doing something.

Why you would be a good superhero: You're be the first on the scene... and likely to finish the job before anyone else shows up

Your biggest problem as a superhero: Being bored by everyone else. Including other superheroes!

March 02, 2010

German Grammar

Lately I've been really trying to improve my German. My goal is to be fluent (or at least near-fluent) before 2011 so I've been devoting a minimum of an hour a day to it. If my German is as good as my French by 2011, I'd be over the moon, but even if it's slightly worse, I think that will suffice. German grammar is not nearly as complicated or difficult as Russian grammar, but it still has some peculiarities. For English speakers (can't speak for others) I think the main problem might be the cases. I know the cases are what get me every time. 

Articles in German chance based on what case is being used and there are for cases. (Tisch = desk/table)

Nominative: der Tisch/die Tische 
Genitive: des Tisch(e)s/der Tische
Dative: dem Tisch(e)/den Tische
Accusative: den Tisch/die Tische

The problem is, certain prepositions require different cases. Sometimes, it's really, very, extremely confusing. If you want to say, "The book is on the table" you'd use Das Buch ist auf den Tisch(e), using the accusative case. But then can't you use the dative case as well and say Das Buch is auf dem Tisch? Grammar books I've read say the preposition "auf" calls for either the accusative OR the dative case... so which one am I suppose to use? Would either one be correct? If I were to say I want to walk on the lake, would I say "Ich will auf den See laufen" or would it be better to say "Ich will auf dem See laufen"? 

Personally, I hate the German articles. With all the declensions, cases, and the three genders, the possible combinations make my head spin sometimes... I mean... der, die, das, dem, den, des... I sometimes wonder if I'll really be able to know when to use which article in the future.

Today's Random Quiz:
You Are Italian

Ah, you are a true romantic. You enjoy all of the
sensual pleasures in love - delicious food, soul
stirring music, a beautiful sunset...

And you always seem to be able to find the words to describe each experience perfectly.

You are a charming and seductive person. You just have that certain something that draws people to you.

You are passionate about words. Words can easily inspire, delight, or anger you. It's sometimes all about how something was said.


November 22, 2009

Noticing Accents

The more you advance in a foreign language, the more you become sensitive to the local accents/dialects. This isn't just be but seems to be an overall fact that applies to all language learners. For instance, when I first started out, I wouldn't be able to tell you if a Strasbourgeois spoke differently from a Parisian or a Marseillais. Now, I could definitely pinpoint the differences. Not only that, but as is the case for German lately, I can even tell the difference between someone speaking English with a German accent from Sachsen and one speaking English with an Austrian-German accent. Crazy, huh? I haven't gotten the hang of the different regional accents of Russian but at least now I can clearly tell the difference between Russian and other Slavic languages like Belarusian, Bulgarian, Ukrainian, etc. Before, I probably wouldn't have been able to tell you the difference between Slovak and Russian! (Don't kill me Pavol). But now, I can, without a doubt.

One such accent-detecting skill that has been getting rusty lately is my ability to detect the different Spanish accents. For the Spanish learners out there, can you tell the difference? Cathy? You've studied Spanish for nearly 8 years now, you must be able to tell them apart, right? I'll post the answers later =) Get them all right and I'll bake you a cake ;)



Today's Random Quiz:

You Are a Pumpkin Pie Baking in the Oven

You love to feel comforted and relaxed. For you, fall means turning inward and remembering what matters in your life.

Fall rings in the time of traditions, and you embrace each and every one of them.

Whether you're decorating for Halloween, cooking for Thanksgiving, or planning for Christmas, you really get into the season.

You love sharing this time with your friends and family. You like to make new and lasting memories.


November 21, 2009

Language Learning Difficulty Levels for English Speakers

I don't know about other governments, but the U.S. government's Foreign Service Institute (FSI) of the Department of State came up with the approximate difficulty levels of all major foreign languages for native English speakers several years back. I learned of this categorization of languages a few years back but I realized I've merely talked about it and haven't shared the information publicly yet. First, I read it in a book about foreign languages (for English speakers) and I found the list on government website. I tried to go back but it didn't come up, so I decided to post it on my blog.
Before I get into that, I'll give you some basic details. The languages are divided into 3 major levels or categories. 1 being the easiest and 3 being the most difficult. The weeks and class hours estimated by the FSI is to reach S3 and R3 proficiency levels, the U.S. proficiency levels similar to that provided in Europe. Here's my rough estimate, correct me if I'm wrong!Does that mean you can get to level B2/S3 in Danish within 6 months in the comfort of your own home? Sorry to burst your bubble (mine was), but it's probably not likely. These estimates are based on the classes that the FSI students are provided with. Who are these students. Well, generally they are middle age (think late 30s to 40s), probably already speak several other foreign languages and have a "talent" for formal language study. Not to mention that their classes size is at it's largest 6 students, meet for 25 hours per week with an additional 3 to 4 hours of directed self-study PER DAY. If you made learning Danish a part-time/full-time job for the next 6 months, sure, you could get to B2/S3... but do any of us have that kind of time or commitment? I suppose Not. I guess that's why for normal people like you and I, it takes us years to reach a certain level of proficiency. The most difficult language to learn for native English speakers according to the FSI? Japanese. Not hard to imagine, with their 3 writing systems (katakana, hiragana, kanji) and the "inversed" sentence structure, I guess it's no wonder that's considered the most difficult.
*Languages preceded by asterisks are typically somewhat more difficult for native English speakers to learn than other languages in the same category.

Today's Random Quiz:


You Are a Scrambled Egg

You are spontaneous and fun. You like to mix it up in life, and you are very flexible.

You consider any day that surprises you to be a good day. You aren't big on planning and structure.

You are an agreeable, happy person. You can get along with almost anyone, and you're pretty easy to please.

You live a somewhat chaotic life, but things seem to work out for you in the end. Even when things are a mess, you come out fine at the other end.


May 07, 2009

Verbs

Despite English being a very rich language (in terms of the sheer quantity of words, English surpasses most, if not all, other languages with something around an unofficial count of 500,000 words), I feel as though our grammar is rather simple. Yes, of course, pronunciation can be erratic, spelling is mostly based on memorization, and while there are some rules of punctuation, grammar and the like, it's pretty simple. I've been noticing the simplicity of English as I study other languages. Okay, the only other language that I know that has even simpler verb conjugations is Swedish.

Take for example, the verb "to run".

English:
I run ~ you run ~ (s)he/one runs ~ we run ~ they run
Swedish:
jag kör ~ du kör ~ han/hon kör ~ vi kör ~ ni kör ~ de kör
French:
je cours ~ tu cours ~ il/elle/on court ~ nous courons ~ vous courez ~ ils/elles courent
Spanish:
yo corro ~ tú corres ~ él/ella/Usted corre ~ nosotros corremos ~ vosotros corréis ~ ellos/ellas/Ustedes corren
Italian: io corro ~ tu corri ~ lui/lei/lei/egli corre ~ noi corriamo ~ voi correte ~ loro/Loro/essi corrono
German:
ich renne ~ du rennst ~ er/sie/es rennt ~ wir rennen ~ ihr rennt ~ sie/Sie rennen

Now, I've always said Russian was the hardest language I've ever tried learning... but I think the reason why it's so hard is because of grammar. I just don't get it. I understand verb conjugation, the tenses, most of the cases, etc.... but some things are still beyond my level of comprehension.


For example, they have the "Imperfective Indefinite" for which the verb "to run" is бегать and is conjugated in the present tense:
я бегаю ~ ты бегаешь ~ он/она/оно бегает ~ мы бегаём ~ вы бегаете ~ они бегают

But then there's the "Imperfective Definite" for which the verb "to run" is бежать and is conjugated in the present tense as:
я бегу ~ ты бежишь ~ он/она/оно бежит ~ мы бежим ~ вы бежите ~ они бегут

I'm not sure if I understood these correctly... but is it similar to "I run" vs. "I am running"? So that's my bone to pick with Russian. As for French, I've been reviewing all the literary tenses that are used only in writing and rarely (more likely never) in spoken language. I feel like if I want to read Victor Hugo in French before I die, I should be familiar with such antiquated cases like Past Anterior (j'eus couru), Future Anterior (j'aurai couru), Imperfect Subjunctive (je courusse), Past Subjunctive (j'aie couru), subjonctif plus-que-parfait (j'eusse couru), conditionnel passé 2ème (j'eusse couru) and a new tense I had never learned before "impératif passé" (j'aie couru !).

Now that I think about it, I can't think of how to use the latter tense... when the hell would I used a past-tense imperative????? In total, there are 17 tenses in French, and if you include the present participle as a tense (courant), there are 18, just like the 18 tenses in Spanish. I can't even think of 10 tenses in English...
I'm surprised. I actually thought that French was rather easy to learn and was an overall simple language. Maybe it's not as simple and maybe the only reason it was easier for me was because I'd already studied Spanish. Seriously, I always complain about German or Russian but rarely about the Romance languages. Upon counting, I think in terms of tenses, there are "only" 15 tenses in German while there are perhaps 8 tenses in Russian (don't quote me on that). I guess the only issue with German and Russian then, are the cases. German has 4 and all four cases can be somehow related to English. Russian has 6 cases... and not all 6 can be related to English. I mean, what the hell is an instrumental case?

Ok, I'm done ranting. I had to get that out there. Sometimes, I wish I had a simpler, easier obsession instead of languages. Sometimes, learning languages is really discouraging and it seem really fruitless... until I get to speak the language with someone who speaks it and then I feel like it's worth all the time and energy.


Today's Random Picture:

Oh, what is the world coming to? I mean, that kid looks like he's 8! Children these days, they're maturing too fast.

May 02, 2009

Multifarious Misunderstandings

"It's all Greek to me!" This is what Americans usually say when someone is saying something that is incomprehensible or just way over your head. Actually, in Swedish you'd say the same thing, "Det är rena grekiskan!", when you don't understand something. The Spaniards also don't understand Greek nor do they know Chinese (Eso es griego para mí /Esto me sueña a chino, no me hables en chino). Perhaps, however, the "Greek" thing will change in the future to Chinese in English as well because I just watched an episode of "How I Met Your Mother" and in it, Marshall says to Lily, "It's like your speaking Chinese to me." Then I wondered if there's an expression in Greek or Chinese similar to the expression "It's all Greek to me!" in English, Swedish, Spanish, etc. Greeks, according to my research, don't understand Chinese or Arabic, and Arabic speakers don't understand Hindi.

Overall, though, my conclusion is that most people don't understand Chinese:

March 04, 2009

Språkliga Stormakter

I like to read. Unfortunately, it takes me more than a week to finish a single book these days with my jobs and all my other free time during the week being sacrificed to the languages I'm learning. So, I decided to borrow a book about languages in hopes of killing two birds with one stone. Swedish linguist and author of the book Limits of Language, Mikael Parkvall published an interesting cartogram along with his book. It's entitled "språkliga stormakter" (linguistic powers... or perhaps more appropriately, "linguistic superpowers), which draws into proportion, the countries of the world in relation to how many languages are used.
"Languages are very unevenly distributed among the countries of the world. The map tries to capture this fact by rendering each country in a size corresponding to the number of languages spoken in it. (Because of the inherent problems in accomplishing this, sizes are rather approximate)."

The Countries in Red are:
1. Papua-Nya Guinea (Papua New Guinea): 823 languages
2. Indonesien (Indonesia): 726 languages
3. Nigeria: 505 languages
4. Indien (India): 387 languages
5. Mexiko (Mexico): 288 languages
6. Kamerun (Cameroon): 279 languages
7. Australien (Australia): 235 languages
8. (Kongo-Kinshasa) Democratic Republic of Congo 218 languages
9. Kina (China): 201 languages
10. USA: 176 languages

I wonder why Papua New Guinea has so many languages. I can sort of understand why Indonesia has so many since it's one country but it's a series of large and small archipelagos; before the Dutch colonized it, they were independent islands with separate languages so it makes sense. It's puzzling why there are so many languages there... is it because of the high biodiversity in Papua New Guinea? Is it because it's an island?

Today's Random Quiz:

You Are an Optimist

You definitely see the sunny side of life, even when things aren't going so great.
And while you may not be a realist, your optimism has really improved your quality of life.
You have the energy to take charge, solve your problems, and enjoy life for what it is.
Optimists are happier and healthier - so keep thinking positive!


March 03, 2009

Russian and German

I've done it!

Recently, I'm slowly realizing the significant impact I'm having on my siblings, or at least, my brother. I'd bought my brother a ticket to Poland for his 18th birthday. I hadn't given it much thought at the time but he's missing school for a few days while there (although today was a snow day so he's only missing 3 days). He left early on Friday to fly over to Warszawa. Arriving on Saturday morning, he dropped off his bag at a youth hostel in Warszawa and went sightseeing for 2 days. Monday morning, he bought a ticket to Kraków and met with Tomasz, who showed him around then they went over to Katowice, where he is now. I received an e-mail from him today letting me know all was well and he'd safely gotten to Katowice. Apparently Tuesday was spent sightseeing in Kraków again, Wednesday will be exploring Katowice, then and he'll be headed back to Warszawa on Thursday morning to catch a flight back that night. He'll be back in the U.S. on Thursday night, so just in time to go back to school on Friday.

Apparently, he shared a room in his hostel with some Russians and Germans, who he found to be amazingly friendly and nice. He now wants to learn Russian and/or German!!! Yes! So my brother won't become a monolingual American!!! He apparently can't decide which one to start first. I personally can't give him any advice on that. French has always been my favorite language but as for my second favorite... it used to be German for a long time but now, I'm not so sure anymore. Now, I've really begun to appreciate the way Russian sounds more and more... maybe I like Russian better than German now? But right now, I think I like them both equally.

You know what I noticed though? People who like German almost always like Russian as well, and vice-versa (I'm talking about non-German-speaking and non-Russian-speaking people). For instance, in college, everyone I met who was studying German really liked or were also studying Russian. Russian language students were once German language students. I like both languages and so does my brother. Same goes with the random French language partner I talk to; he liked German then suddenly realized he also likes Russian. Why is that? I know these are completely different languages. One is Slavic while the other is Germanic. Yet, even when I'm studying or speaking German, I tend to mix it with Russian these days. It's so strange! Just a random observation... I'm really not sure if there's an explanation for that or if these languages even sound similar (which I don't think they do at all). Is it because they both have 3 genders? Kind of puzzling, but just thought I'd throw that out there in case someone had a theory as to why these languages seem to go hand in hand.

Today's Random Picture:

February 27, 2009

Laughter is an Orgasm Triggered by the Intercourse of Sense and Nonsense

I came back from work today, exhausted and desperately in need of a good laugh. After working for 12 hours (and 1+hour of commute), it's no surprise I wanted to do something more entertaining. Paul was nice enough to entertain me for a little while then we turned to YouTube. I watched some old favorites, so today, I hope to share a couple videos with you =) I hope they give you a chuckle or at least a smile =).

The Interpreter: (OH! And please don't be offended!)


Ecstasy: (A parody on all the medical drug ads and their ridiculous side effects =D, except this time it's a "hard" drug.)


Today's Random Picture:
I personally love sandcastles! But this picture is still funny =)