A couple days ago, there was a map speculating what most of Western Europe would be like without Germany. Now, this map is sort of like the extreme inverse of that. What would happen to Europe if Nazi Germany won World War II? If you take a closer (enlarged) look at the map, it's almost like the evil version of the present-day EU, which "member states" joining the German-ruled protectorates in certain years. I also think this map assumes the cooperation of the USSR, how else would "Gotenland" be a German protectorate in the Crimea?
Today's Random Video:
I know the above map is kind of a scary thought. So I decided to lighten up the mood by ending with this. It's hilarious! It never fails to make me laugh... but maybe that's just me and my accent fetish:
Biased American teachers from my childhood always pointed the finger at Germany for "starting" both WWI and WWII. Although I do admit that WWII was mostly initiated by Germany under Hitler's Nazi regime, WWI was really a pointless war with no single initiator, winner, or loser... although the unfair peace treaty would unfairly punish Germany, creating a domino-effect of events leading into the Second World War.
Anyway, I found an interesting map that draws up a Germany-less Europe: So what would Europe look like? France, which is already the largest country in Western Europe, would become even bigger and border Poland, which reaches across to take over cities like Berlin (Berolinsk), Dresden (Drezno), and Leipzig (Lipsk). Whoever drew up the map (which was found here with the blurb underneath: Mitteleuropa ohne Deutschland - Auftragsarbeit für das Magazin Dummy) made sure to "Frenchify" German cities (Kassel = Cassel, Aachen = Aix-la-Chapelle, Mainz = Mayence, Karlsruhe = Charlesrepos.). The Czech Republic and Austria take over the region that is now Bayern, Nurmberg becoming Nuremhora and München becoming Monaco di Baviera. What's interesting is how Austria apparently would get influenced by Italy if Germany never existed. The city Salzburg thus becoming Salcastello. Denmark gets to take over Hamburg (Hamborg) and the Netherlands aquires Köln (Keulen), Dusseldorf (Dusseldorp), and Wilhelmshaven (Willemspoort).
If Germany never existed, then German would never exist, right? That would kind of sad, considering German is one of my favorite languages. Otherwise, we would never get commericals like this one:
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
Carpe diem! There are so many things I want to do before I die, that I feel like I'm suffocating from the pressure and desire to fulfill everything I want to do. I love foreign languages and traveling - but here are the basics about me: I'm trying to find my place in the world. I get seriously annoyed when string cheese doesn't pull apart into strings. I think people are fools for not using turn signals or for not turning down their high beams when a car is approaching... it makes me want to... punch them. Speaking of punching, I could easily punch someone in the face for throwing a cigarette butt on the ground or when they walk EXTREMELY SLOWLY right in front of me when they're under 30 and perfectly healthy. I think people are cowards when they settle for a life they don't truly desire, just because they're too lazy to take a chance. I will always listen to someone else's problems, but I hate sharing my own. My two great loves in life are languages and travel and I hope I'll be able to do something with my life that combines both.
A Short History of Nearly Everything - Bill Bryson
American Slavery, American Freedom: The Ordeal of Colonial Virginia - Edmund Sears Morgan
How to Lie with Statistics - Darrel Huff
Kiss, Bow, or Shake Hands: How to Do Business in Sixty Countries - Terri Morrison, Wayne A. Conaway, and George A. Borden
Manufacturing Consent: The Political Economy of the Mass Media - Edward S. Herman and Noam Chomsky
Rose - Li-Young Lee
The Coming Plague: Newly Emerging Diseases in a World Out of Balance - Laurie Garrett
The Moral Sense - James Q. Wilson
The World is Flat: A Brief History of the Twenty-First Century - Thomas L. Friedman
The Year of Magical Thinking - Joan Didion
Under the Banner of Heaven: A Story of Violent Faith - Jon Krakauer
Things to Do Before I Die
Travel 1. Visit all 7 continents. (So far: Africa, North America, Europe, and Asia) 2. Visit 119 countries (at least). So far: Belgique/België, Bosna i Hercegovina, Burkina Faso, Canada, Česká Republika, Côte d'Ivoire, Crna Gora/Црна Гора, Danmark, Deutschland, España, France, Ghana, Hrvatska, Ireland/Eire, Italia, Lëtzebuerg/Luxemburg, Mali, Magyarország, México, Nederland, Österreich, Polska, Republika e Shqipërisë, România, Santa Sede (Citta del Vaticano), Schweiz/Suisse/Svizzera, Sénégal, Slovenija, Slovensko, Sverige, Türkiye, United Kingdom, United States, Ελλάδα, 日本, 대한민국, България, Македонија, Россия, Србија, المغرب 3. Visit all 50 states and 1 district of the USA (So far: Alabama, Alaska, Connecticut, Delaware, District of Columbia, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Mississippi, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin) 4. Visit Alcatraz.* 5. Visit a pyramid. 6. Visit Jerusalem. 7. Visit Mount Rushmore.* 8. Visit the Grand Canyon.* 9. Visit Walt Disney World. (1996) 10. Visit Walt Disneyland.* 11. Visit Yosemite Park.* 12. Backpack in Europe.(2006) 13. Buy a round-the-world air ticket and a rucksack, and run away. 14. Dance with a stranger in a foreign country. (2006) 15. Drive across the US from coast to coast.* 16. Drive on the autobahn in Germany.* 17. Experience carnivale in Firenze or Venezia. 18. Experience what it's like to be in a foreign country with no money and nowhere to go. (2006) 19. Gamble in Atlantic City. (2005, yes, I did it illegally) 20. Gamble in Las Vegas.* 21. Go around the world in 80 days. 22. Go deep sea fishing and eat my catch. 23. Go on a First Class plane ride on a long international flight. 24. Go on an ocean cruise. 25. Go to a drive-in movie theater.* 26. Go to an active volcano. 27. Go to Mexico and illegally reenter the US even though I'm a citizen.* 28. Go trick-or-treating in a foreign country. (2009) 29. Go wild in Rio during Carnival. 30. Hike on the Rocky Mountains.* 31. Hike on the Appalachian Mountains.* 32. Live abroad. (2008) 33. Paraglide off Baba Dag. 34. Participate in a charity program in Africa.(2008) 35. Raft through the Grand Canyon. 36. Ride a camel in a desert. (2008) 37. Ride a gondola in Venice with someone I love. 38. Ride the Trans-Siberian Express to Mongolia. 39. Run to the top of the Statue of Liberty. (2000) 40. Scuba dive in the Great Barrier Reef 41. See a sunrise in a foreign country. (2006) 42. See a sunset in a foreign country. (2002) 43. See the northern lights. 44. Shower in a waterfall on a tropical island or some other country in the southern hemisphere. 45. Sleep a night in a snow fort I built. (2010) 46. Sleep at a random person's house in a foreign country. (2006) 47. Sleep at a train station in a foreign country.(2006) 48. Sleep at an airport. (2006) 49. Spend a night in a "haunted house" by myself. (2007) 50. Take a long road trip with friends.* 51. Take an African Safari. 52. Take someone I love to the Camera degli Sposi 53. Wear green on St. Patrick's Day in Ireland
Activities 54. Beat the shit out of somebody.(2005) 55. Be hypnotized.* 56. Bowl a 119+ game.(2008) 57. Build a snowman.(1996) 58. Bungee jump. (2001) 59. Bury an animal. (1997) 60. Catch a bird then free it.(2004) 61. Climb a mountain (1000 ft or more) alone. 62. Climb a tree.(1996) 63. Climb a tree all the way to the top. (2009) 64. Defy gravity. (Either by base jumping or going to NASA's 0-gravity simulation room) 65. Drive a convertible with the top down and music blaring.* 66. Drive a motorcycle.* 67. Do 99 pushups in a row. 68. Fire a gun.* 69. Fly a kite. (2007) 70. Free an animal.(2004) 71. Go apple picking. (1996) 72. Go blueberry picking. (1998) 73. Go cow-tipping.(2008) 74. Go crab-fishing.(1996) 75. Go grape picking.(1996) 76. Go indoor-rock climbing.(2001) 77. Go on a blind date. 78. Go rock climbing. 79. Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France 80. Go skinny-dipping at midnight on a Greek or tropical island. 81. Go strawberry picking 82. Go to outer-space or see the stars through a ginormous telescope 83. Go up in a hot-air balloon at night. 84. Grow and eat my own vegetables. 85. Hand out flyers to people in the street.(2000, 2004) 86. Help an animal.(1998) 87. Hike 19 miles in a single day.(2005) 88. Hitchhike (for at least 10mins).(2006) 89. Hitchhike in the unknown with only a backpack, and little money.(2006) 90. Hop a ride on the back of a truck without asking.* 91. Make a website.(2000) 92. Parachute 93. Paraglide 94. Plant a tree. 95. Ride a horse through the countryside. 96. Ride a whale 97. Ride in a helicopter 98. Run a marathon.(2008) 99. Scuba dive 100. Send a message in a bottle. 101. Skydive. 102. Snowboard(2001-present) 103. Swim across a large lake, unassisted.* 104. Swim across an international border.* 105. Swim in lightning storms. (2002-present) 106. Swim with a dolphin. 107. Swing from tree to tree like Tarzan 108. Test-drive a sports car. 109. Windsurf. 110. Write a book. - Get it published. - Sell it.
Events 111. Attend a film festival. (2008) 112. Attend Mardi Gras in France or New Orleans.(2010) 113. Be a bridesmaid 114. Be a maid of honor 115. Go to a baseball game and catch a ball that was hit out into the stadium.(1997) 116. Go to an Olympic game. (1996) 117. Go to an Olympic game again so I'll remember it this time 118. Go to a World Cup game 119. Hit a home run.(2003) 120. Read at least 999 books (Counting from 1999 - So far 554). 121. Ride the tallest, fastest roller coaster in the world.(2005 - may have to redo this if a coaster beats "Kingda Ka") 122. See a hurricane 123. See a tornado 124. See a volcano erupt 125. Spend New Year's in an exotic location. (2007) 126. Throw a huge party and invite every one of my friends. (2008) 127. Throw an evening party. (2006) 128. Toast marshmallows over a campfire. (1996) 129. Witness an obvious physical miracle of God. (If there is a "God" or just realize for sure if there is or isn't a God)
Learn 130. Learn a martial art.(Kickboxing: 2003-2008) 131. Learn and speak at least 9 languages fluently. 132. Learn not to say yes when I really mean no. (2002) 133. Learn to bartend. (2009) 134. Learn to drive a stick shift.(2007) 135. Learn to juggle 3 balls at a time.* 136. Learn to let go of the past.* 137. Learn to play a musical instrument to an acknowledgeable level.(2002) 138. Learn to say the alphabet backwards really, really fast. (2008) 139. Learn to skateboard (again).* 140. Learn to use a microphone and give a speech in public.(1998) 141. Memorize a poem and pass it on. (2008)
Food and Drink 142. Drink beer at Oktoberfest in München. 143. Drink beer in Germany.(2006) 144. Drink tea with scones and biscuits in England.(2006) 145. Drink vintage wine. (2009) 146. Drink vodka in Russia. 147. Drink wine in France.(2006) 148. Drink wine in Italy.(2006) 149. Eat a crumpet in England.(2006) 150. Eat a meal good enough to be my last. 151. Eat an English muffin in England.(2006) 152. Eat Belgian chocolate in Belgium.(2006) 153. Eat Belgian waffles in Belgium.(2006) 154. Eat fish and chips in the UK.(2006) 155. Eat French cheese in France. (2006) 156. Eat jellied eels from a stall in London. 157. Eat paella in Spain.(2006) 158. Eat pasta in Italy. (2006) 159. Eat pizza in Italy.(2006) 160. Eat Swedish Fish in Sweden.* 161. Eat Swiss cheese in Switzerland.* 162. Eat Swiss chocolate in Switzerland.(2006) 163. Eat tapas in Spain.(2006) 164. Eat un pain au chocolat, une baguette, & un croissant in France.(2006) 165. Make and eat S'mores over a campfire.(1997) 166. Try typical local food in every country I visit. (So far 39 for 39)
Miscellaneous 167. Accept myself for who I am.* 168. Actually comprehend my finances and taxes. 169. Adopt an accent for an entire day.(2008) - And get everyone to really believe that I'm from a foreign country (2008) 170. Anonymously do something for someone that will have a significant positive impact on his/her life.* 171. Approach 5 complete strangers for a 3-minute (minimum) chat in a single day. (2007) 172. Ask for a raise. 173. Ask someone you've only just met to go on a date. (2008) 174. Attend a human birth. 175. Be a member of the audience for a TV show. 176. Be an extra in a film. 177. Be exactly where you want to be, with whom you want to be, how you want it to be and know everything is all right. (2008) 178. Black out.(2003) 179. Buy a nice car (hard-top convertible would be nice) or a motorcycle. 180. Buy my own apartment and then spend time making it into exactly what I want. 181. Call or write my congressperson.(2005) - Have him/her respond.(2005) 182. Call or write to the President of the United States of America.(1997, 2005, 2009) - Have him/her respond 183. Create my Family Tree. (2007) 184. Be on TV.(1996, 2002, 2006) 185. Buy a personalized license plate. 186. Converse with a parrot.(2004) - Give the parrot a cracker 187. Donate money and get my name put on something. 188. Dye my hair nonsensically.* 189. Fall in unconditional romantic love.(2005) 190. Fast (intake nothing but water) for 72 hours. (2007) 191. Feel at one with the universe and know that life is great. 192. Feel satisfied to my very core. 193. Find a place where I belong 194. Follow Lent for 40 days.(1999, 2003) 195. Follow through with a New Year's Resolution (2009) 196. Forgive someone.(2005) 197. French kiss a Frenchman.(2008) 198. Get a job that I love and will let me travel.* 199. Get in better shape to do 99 push-ups in a row.* 200. Get over the fear of life* 201. Get someone to stop smoking (2009) 202. Get to know my neighbors when I have my own place. 203. Get totally drunk because of being lovesick.(2006) 204. Get totally drunk with a friend, because both of us are lovesick. 205. Give my mom a dozen red roses and tell her I love her.(2008) 206. Go a week without using a personal computer.(2008) 207. Have enough money to not worry too much about money and be able to travel.(2010) 208. Have my own laptop.(2005) 209. Have my portrait painted. (2008) 210. Have my picture in a newspaper.(1998, 2004) 211. Hear a Briton say, "Would you like a cup o' tea?" (2006) 212. Hear a Briton say, "Would you like a spot o' tea?" (2009) 213. Hear a Canadian say, "eh?" at the end of a sentence.(2006) 214. Hear a Frenchman laugh the "French laugh" (2009) 215. Hear a Frenchman say, "Ouh là là." (2006) 216. Hear a Frenchman say, "Sacre bleu !"(2009) 217. Hear a Frenchman say, "Zut, alors !" (2006) 218. Hear a Spaniard say, "¡Olé!"* 219. Hear an Australian say, "Throw another shrimp on the barbie." (2006) 220. Hear an Irish man say, "Top o' the mornin' to ya!"(2006) 221. Hear an Italian say, "Andiamo!"(2005) 222. Hear an Italian say, "Mamma mia!"(2006) 223. Host an outdoor barbecue. 224. Keep a journal for 99 consecutive days. (2007) 225. Laugh so hard that I cry. (1996-present) 226. Let someone else have a chance I missed* 227. Let someone feed me peeled, seedless grapes. 228. Lie in bed an entire day.(2004) 229. Live in my own apartment.* 230. Look forward to my own death. 231. Lose the fear of death.(2002) 232. Make a friend for life 233. Make an enemy for life (2007 - I realized, my enemy is time) 234. Make my own movie. 235. Meet a celebrity obsession 236. Meet royalty 237. Meet someone I met on the Internet in real life. (2006) 238. Overcome my fear of failure.* 239. Own a room with a view. 240. Own one very expensive but absolutely wonderful business suit.(2007) 241. Pass out.(2005) 242. Risk my life, constantly.(2002-present) 243. See a lunar & solar eclipse.(2007, 2008 & 1998) 244. See a sunrise.(1996) 245. See a sunset.(1996) 246. See my first big love again (and talk to him). (2008) 247. See something get struck by lightning.(2007) 248. Sleep under the stars. (2006) 249. Shower in the rain. 250. Sit on a jury. 251. Steal a road sign.* 252. Steal coins from a public fountain.(1998) 253. Tell people I love them when I feel like it.(2007) 254. Tell someone the story of my life, sparing no details. 255. Throw lemons and rotten tomatoes at people I don't like 256. Try at least three different careers. 257. Vote (2006) 258. Wade in a public fountain.(2008) 259. Watch at least 999 movies. (So far 630) 260. Write a letter to the editor.(2008) 261. Write my will. (2009) 262. Keep adding to this list. 263. Have a happy ending.
If you take a closer (enlarged) look at the map, it's almost like the evil version of the present-day EU, which "member states" joining the German-ruled protectorates in certain years. I also think this map assumes the cooperation of the USSR, how else would "Gotenland" be a German protectorate in the Crimea?
