How appropriate! I'm in the long distance relationship right now... though he's actually sitting right next to me at the moment helping me pick out funny shirts to post =) At least he'll be here for another week.Practice safe sex: use a condom! Or in this case:
LOL!!!!! SOOOO MEAN! But still hilarious...
Ok, this isn't so funny, but Paul B. insists.
This one is kind of true...just kidding Paul C., I love you (platonically)!!!
Haha, too funny, too true!
It pays to be first, doesn't it?
For men: So true. For women: you are either hyper-religious or self-delusional. Sex for the first time for women isn't "romantic" and "special." It's fucking painful, so get over it and do enjoy after the first few painful times. It can and will only be "romantic" and "special" when you're not screaming in pain.Hilarious! Let's hope this never happens, though. I might slit my wrists if it does... or slit hers for her.
LOL. Kind of true... I mean, it does look sort of like a beard... lol (just kidding Félix! I love you (platonically), too!!!Prague... I miss it.
ROFL!!!
Me: Let's go to Denmark!!!Paul B: What's there in Denmark?
Me: Happy people!
OUCH!!! Offensive, but please, don't be offended!McCain is an old fart and I'm not apologizing for that!
Today's Random Quiz:
| You Are Black Tea |
 You have the courage to speak the truth. You are fearless in your actions. You come off as a bit intimidating and unapproachable. Only confident people are attracted to you. You don't try to scare off anyone. You're just an intense person! |
